Don’t freak out... but 2012 is almost here! If you ever needed a calendar, this is the year!! Time to see what so many ancient cultures and religions saw coming in THE FUTURE!! I looked into the future and saw lots of people farting. This pup is sold out but I have a couple copies left if you’re interested. Email me.

Tags: 2012 Calendar, 2012 Photography, Ryan Roberts 2012 Calendar, vinyl toy Video, Farts, Tea Party, Jager, Spring Break, Wii, Playboy

A bit simple, but this is the first funny toy photo I took back in 2007. This was before I even owned a vinyl art toy. I have a part two photo for this planned where Optimus and the cyber woman in the photo are standing over three half robot, half human babies. Optimus stands there denying they’re his.

Tags: Transformers, Cyber Love, Koolaid, Saturday, Fab.com, Toy Photography, Socks, Stur-D, iPhone 4S